An insane mate of mine, who is fearless in every situation

decides to fight a chicken , he has the upper hand cos he

practices martial arts, and the chicken is just a chicken,

but a big chicken, and that goes without saying

round one, he does a back flip, he wins

round two the chicken spreads her wings, the chicken wins

round three he does a round the house kick

but left the rear open and the chichken took the advantage

and aims for the rear, he only notices it just before its too late

and flees like a chicken.